yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just
right out the window
this is it.
this is Ellen folks.
do you see this
this is a white cube
the license plate is the chemical equation for glucose
people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level
Today I got my friends to help me turn the whole class sideways and sit in the chairs like we normally would for April Fools and wait for our teacher to walk in. We also flipped her desk, chair and computer. The faces on the students passing our homeroom were priceless.
I’m not gonna lie, I thought you had somehow magically stapled your desks to the wall and I am the biggest idiot ever
Queen Clarisse of Genovia, the coolest grandma ever.
things get heated between the canadians and the americans
*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*
There are angry Canadian noises?
I’m literally dying of laughter
THE FUCKING LAST ONE I SWEAR TO GOD