this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, EVERYBODY
lets nominate her for an actress award omfg
that escalated quickly…
She needs to be the lead in that movie Tumblr wants to make of Samuel L. Jackson narrating a little girl’s inner thoughts.
The nicest version of “please keep your ideas to yourself” I have ever heard. (X)
That’s a cancer free smile!
:((( reminding me of my pup…
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
"be my hat boy"
"what did u seh to me"
I asked my mom if anyone did anything for april fool’s today at work and she just kind of stared at me and said that the operating room really isn’t a good place for pranks